Alternative titles for the Guardian's news story about the recently uncovered home video showing Marilyn Monroe smoking marijuana

They called it—Some Like it Pot.

I would have called it—well, I like what they did with it, but there are so many other conceivable options that I think just got overlooked. So I sent out word on my Facebook page and spent a good 51 minutes thinking up some other ideas the Guardian might have gone with if my friends and I had been sub-editing that esteemed newspaper today. Romy, Kate and I came up with:

• Let's Make it Legal
• Gentlemen Prefer Bongs
  
• The Green Grass of Wyoming
• Reefer of No Return
• The Seven Year Spliff
• Niagunja
• Bud Stop
• Munchies Business
• All about Weed
  

And here is the poignant, haunting and be-comma-ed suggestion offered up by my friend Pete—

• Gentlemen, Reefer, Blonde

My friend Lee added how dope Marilyn looked in the home video. And then we got off Facebook and got on with our lives.